Okay-ish New Year!

People often set the bar too high for this New Year’s resolution thing. As a result, I am going to be striving for mediocrity this year. Here we go…

#1 – I recently learned that after 30 years of typing, one degree in English, and a dissertation under my belt, that it is no longer common practice to put two spaces after a period at the end of a sentence. Who knew. I didn’t! So I resolve to narrow my spaces to just one, although even typing this post is a struggle. Itchy spacebar finger.

#2 – I think instead of resolving to lose weight, I will resolve to not get that much fatter.

#3 – I am writing a children’s book! But I will probably get bored and give up in a week or two, so I’m not telling anyone.

#4 – I should update this blog more. That probably won’t happen, but what I will do is think about it.

#5 – Who am I kidding, there is no #5.

That’s about it. I plan to follow through half-assedly on at least one of these.  Happy New Year!