gross

Watching Animal Planet, we witness a snake vomiting up a bird.

Me:  “Ew.  Is that the grossest thing you’ve ever seen?”

Liam:  “What do you mean by gross?”

Me:  “I mean is that the grossest thing you’ve ever seen?”

Liam:  “Well, I saw something gross a minute ago.”

Me:  “What was it?”

Liam:  “A snake spitting up a bird.”

Me:  “Okay… So was that the grossest thing you’ve ever seen?”

Liam:  “Well, you’re not gonna like this story but the other day at school Lola pulled her pants down and everyone saw her butt.”

Me:  “And was that grosser than the snake spitting up a bird?”

Liam:  “No.”