By day he is a mild-mannered e-reader. By night he is a fully functioning Android tablet. Well, he can do that during the day as well, but you get my point.
How did this happen? Well, it was quite easy, actually. Nook Color fell into a glowing otherworldly substance which turned his meek e-reader technology into something much more powerful. Or, truth be told, I rooted it.
Now, this process is not for the faint of heart. If you don’t follow the directions to the letter your device will literally explode like that one episode of Lost where the freighter blew up and everyone thought Jin was dead only he was really floating on a log. Kind of like that. It will also send you traveling through the space-time continuum, but that’s less important.
In case you’re wondering why I should attempt such a risky endeavor – well, that answer is easy. To play Angry Birds. Isn’t that the reason people have gadgets these days, anyway?